Blog in the style of a crappy espn.com page 2 writer

BBQ up, hoes down - Dribbles, Foxies and the Kat round out a Henrietta Triple crown friday night.

There is a 5am on Saturday, why have I not been told? - Woke up early saturday
(2 hours after sleeping off the triple crown), showered and got ready for golf
to realize it was raining hard and went back to sleep till 11.

Lifting heavy stuff is fun - Helped >the Reed’s move out of my new apartment,
now I know all the tricks on how to get my stuff in. New house rocks, as did
the bbq and the driveway trench that will no doubt repel the German assault on
Village Gate (you have to see it to believe it). I followed this by meeting a
new pal at the Toad for drinks.

We are but men, rock! - Sunday rock show of Howie and Matt, opening for a
crappy band. Great sets, but way to short (left before OAR came on).