Rocking the Strip, and the Yankees suck!

So yeah, Vegas was the shit. I’ve never drank, gambled and not slept so much in one weekend. Did I win big? Of course, who do you think I am? I won a couple hundred playing blackjack, which covered my casual gambling, food, cabs, tips, etc. The whole weekend left me only $50 poorer. Do you know how cool free drinks are for an entire weekend? I can’t even begin to tell the stories (what happens in vegas, yada yada…), but it was the most fun weekend I’ve had in a long time. Hell, let’s go with best weekend ever. How can you not like a weekend where the phrase “tea-bagged at knifepoint” is coined?

And the other big wins, sports! Not only do my Bills win (Dolphins suck!), the Red Sox, my adopted baseball team, are on the verge of knocking the Yankees off (Yankees suck!). I can’t even describe what a fun 5 days it’s been between all this. When Kerry’s elected in 2 weeks, it will complete the winning!

So to review, Vegas rocks, Dolphins suck, Yankees suck, Bush sucks.