Run With Scissors

So I’ve moved on from my humble homegrown php scripts into wordpress, mainly because i was too lazy to write my own rss syndication. ironically, I had to write a rss engine to import all my old entries (comments not withstanding), ironic eh?

So next weekend is vegas with the guys. Its a full 72 hour marathon this time, thursday midnight to Sunday midnight. That’s quite a stretch when you’re expecting 10 hours of sleep, max. So here’s how you train…

• I’m cutting down my sleep 30 minutes every night, so I’ll be ready for 20 hour days.
• I’m hanging out with the smokers outside to get my lungs and throat used to the smoke onslaught
• The heat has been turned up in my apartment to dry out the air
• 30 Minute beer sprints followed by yelling at an imaginary blackjack dealer
• lighting $20 bills on fire
• Assuming every woman walking alone is a prostitute, and telling her so

On the agenda this time is trying to get the guys to go out and rent machine guns at a shooting range for $30. How can giving Mabry an automatic weapon be considered a bad idea?

From cnn…
In Rochester, New York, the temperature plunged from 60 degrees to the 30s in a few hours overnight. Rochester Gas and Electric Corp. officials said 1,000 customers were already without power by dawn.

Good luck with all that. People out here are bitching because it dropped from 68 to 52 this week.

Wow.
I still predict puppy kicking in next year’s state of the union

I always knew gretzky married an actress, but i never knew how loose that defintion was. When you’re biggest movie was Police Academy 5, maybe you’re better classified as a gold digger.IMDB profile, she doesn’t even have a picture up. The guy from sol goode even has his picture up!

Unfortunately, wayne’s bitch is one.

Yikes, so just as the NHL is ramping up, this whole gambling ring thing breaks. Bad bad news. Assisstant head coach finances gambling ring, current players names involved, ties to the mob. Christ.(Also, I’m still alive and lot’s of cool things are happening, I just haven’t felt like blogging lately).