So next weekend is vegas with the guys. Its a full 72 hour marathon this time, thursday midnight to Sunday midnight. That’s quite a stretch when you’re expecting 10 hours of sleep, max. So here’s how you train…

  • I’m cutting down my sleep 30 minutes every night, so I’ll be ready for 20 hour days.
  • I’m hanging out with the smokers outside to get my lungs and throat used to the smoke onslaught
  • The heat has been turned up in my apartment to dry out the air
  • 30 Minute beer sprints followed by yelling at an imaginary blackjack dealer
  • lighting $20 bills on fire
  • Assuming every woman walking alone is a prostitute, and telling her so

On the agenda this time is trying to get the guys to go out and rent machine guns at a shooting range for $30. How can giving Mabry an automatic weapon be considered a bad idea?