Run With Scissors

Guess the bitch is touchy.

Venus Williams (6′1″, 160lbs, pro female tennis player)

Me (5′9 190lbs, in vague shape, 1 year brazillian jiu jitsu)

Who wins in a street fight? No weapons, first to get knocked out or submit loses (for argument, we could go by full UFC rules)

Vote in the comments

http://www.break.com/index/tide_gets_the_stains_out.html

FBI loses 3-4 laptops a month

And get over to this site. The youtube of ringtones, sent directly to your phone. Who knows how legal it is, but rest assured that my phone will be instructing me to ghost ride the whip everytime you call.

Getting a new one set up today/tomorrow

and why the hell are you still reading this?  (tho i may just start linking to funny youtube vids, easy and fun for all)