Run With Scissors

So we previously debated my odds in a fight vs Serena Williams (who I’m now told is from compton, which doesnt help me). here’s another

Knut is a baby polar bear. Currently he’s less then 3 months old, and generally adorable and harmless. In a few years, he’ll be a 2000 lb killing machine. What is the oldest age knut I’d be able to defeat in a fight to the death?

Venus Williams (6′1″, 160lbs, pro female tennis player)

Me (5′9 190lbs, in vague shape, 1 year brazillian jiu jitsu)

Who wins in a street fight? No weapons, first to get knocked out or submit loses (for argument, we could go by full UFC rules)

Vote in the comments

So last night I’m playing my standard .25/.50 poker on paradise poker, and decide to observe the $2000 buy in No Limit game. In the 5 minutes I watched, some drunk dropped a little over 4 grand. Good times.

So Stompy the house guest left this morning after a week in california. Good times, except for the fact he brought that east coast weather with him (including a freak snow storm, wtf).

Anyway, quick vegas recap…we all lost and got drunk. SO basically what you expected. Remember, do..

Split tens four times if given the opportunity.
Don’t…try to punch a bird in front of bellagio when you’re drunk (no matter what kind of look it gives you)…

I just finished my first in and out burger 3×3. That’s a lot of cheesy beef.

So next weekend is vegas with the guys. Its a full 72 hour marathon this time, thursday midnight to Sunday midnight. That’s quite a stretch when you’re expecting 10 hours of sleep, max. So here’s how you train…

• I’m cutting down my sleep 30 minutes every night, so I’ll be ready for 20 hour days.
• I’m hanging out with the smokers outside to get my lungs and throat used to the smoke onslaught
• The heat has been turned up in my apartment to dry out the air
• 30 Minute beer sprints followed by yelling at an imaginary blackjack dealer
• lighting $20 bills on fire
• Assuming every woman walking alone is a prostitute, and telling her so

On the agenda this time is trying to get the guys to go out and rent machine guns at a shooting range for $30. How can giving Mabry an automatic weapon be considered a bad idea?

I always knew gretzky married an actress, but i never knew how loose that defintion was. When you’re biggest movie was Police Academy 5, maybe you’re better classified as a gold digger.IMDB profile, she doesn’t even have a picture up. The guy from sol goode even has his picture up!